festival

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2006-03-13T10:15:00.000-08:00

hee hee hee, i'm a girl! and that means i have to flirt with every boy on blogger.

there's a really annoying lady in my building named phyllis. she's nothing like phyllis from the mary tyler moore show... wait, - she's a little like that. but anyway, she is the building manager... oh, no, wait, she isn't - it just seems like she is because she thinks she is...always leaving notes everywhere throughout the apartment complex and grounds about who, what, where, when, why, and how. do this, and don't do that, cap your detergent bottles before throwing them in the laundry room waste basket and DEFinately don't throw your cigarette butts in there, don't chain your bike to the front step's railing because my blind husband and old people have to use it as a guide, don't let your cat outside, blah blah fucking blah.
in the words of the legitimate building manager: don't listen to that old bag, she just a crabby old lady who likes to stick her nose in everybody's business.

sometimes, i feel just as annoyed about all the blogger girls who stick their vaginas in everyone's blogging faces because they need extra self esteem. could i have that on a sugar cone please? thanks. it's really sad when you have to give your porn-photographed body (or words) away for free just to get someone to pay attention to you.

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2006-01-29T09:52:00.000-08:00

Four jobs you have had in your life:
1. Pizza Girl at rockcitypizza
2. Cake Decorator at Coborn’s
3. Custom Framer at thepapercollectorartgallery
4. Case Manager at NCSI

Four reasons you've given for missing or being late for work:
1. vomiting
2. vomiting
3. vomiting
4. vomiting

Four movies you could watch over and over (and do):
1. Corinna Corinna
2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
3. Lost in Translation
4. The Virgin Suicides

Four places you've lived:
1. Saint Cloud, MN
2. Brooklyn Park, MN
3. Sandpoint, ID
4. Minneapolis, MN

Four TV shows you love to watch (on DVD):
1. Futurama
2. Sex and the City
3. Three’s Company
4. Felicity

Four TV shows you hate to admit you watch on occasion:
(when I get the chance to watch tv; glad to not have it at home)
1. Oprah
2. Trading Spaces/While you were out
3. 30-minute Meals
4. commercials

Four movies you've never understood the hype about:
1. Solaris
2. Far and Away
3. Top Gun
4. Goonies !!! (forced by friends to watch it one teen-aged birthday)

Four (kind of obscure or not) lines from movies you quote often for no apparent reason:
1. “We’re speanding time, that’s what we’re doing, just speanding time…” – Buffalo ‘66
2. “LookatME! Audrey! LookAtME!” (or something like that) – The Anchor Man
3. “Idiot!” –Napoleon Dynamite
4. “…Guy in my neighbourhood wanted to be queen for a day… and you know what happened to him, mmm-hmm!!” – Corinna Corinna

Four people you could live happily without ever hearing from again:
1. Rush Limbaugh
2. my uncle jack
3. Joan Rivers
4. George W. Bush

Four of your favorite foods:
1. Linguini w/ sautéed garlic, extra virgin olive oil, toasted pine nuts, and crumbled gorgonzola
2. a spinach or romaine salad w/ cubed: avocado, tomato, cheddar, and gala apple; topped with toasted pecans and dressing: balsamic and olive oil/parmesan/minced garlic
3. my homemade wild rice soup (secret recipe)
4. cheese

Four things you don't apologize for:
1. drinking the last of the milk
2. demanding trees in my neighbourhood
3. loving cold weather
4. watching Three’s Company

Four sites you visit daily:
1. www.google.com
2. www.wunderground.com
3. www.thehungersite.com
4. www.blogger.com

...boring, i know.

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2005-12-02T15:42:00.000-08:00

7 THINGS

7 Celebrity Crushes:

bill murray
conan o'brien
joaquin phoenix
john corbett
jenna jameson
bjork
jon ramsey (not the male escort)

7 Things I'm Good At:

criticizing
art
organizing
directing a film
having hypochondria
editing text
analyzing myself

7 Things I Plan to do Before I Die:

see: yosimite, grand canyon, red woods, new york city, hawaii, itasca, a coral reef, a white-sand beach avec palm trees, a sunset over the ocean, a sunset behind a mountain
write a book (that gets published)
star in a film
make a documentary of my rockstar husband's international-touring band
raise children
be happy
live on my own organic farm land with lots of trees and a hybrid solar home

7 Things I Cannot Do:

lie well
gain extra fat without feeling hyper-vigilantly claustrophobic
pee while others can hear (besides my husband or cat)
give up cheese
listen to others bitch all day everyday
stop buying my favorite old tv shows on dvd
figure out html

7 Things that Attract Me to the Opposite Sex:

a respectful attitude
musicality
shyness
soccer legs
interest in arts
intelligence
a certain geekiness

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2005-12-01T14:31:00.000-08:00

i'm starting to feel pissed off when people delete their comments on a blog post before you even get to read it. how selfish! you can't just take your words back once you've decided to put them out there. it's verbal abortion! yes, i'm starting to feel very pissed off about it; and used for secret information when i've commented back.
people are dicks sometimes.
i'd rather have a pickle.

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2005-11-19T09:08:00.000-08:00

who can find this blogger? he's hilarious:

http://whatthehellkloocle.blogspot.com/

something else hilarious that happened at work to me yesterday was that dorothy cox told me my pants were too tight becasue i had gained a hundred pounds. i asked her if she was serious and she said no. lucky dorothy. no, not lucky because i didn't slap her. lucky dorothy, because she's too old (and too retarded) to have a baby... lucky her, because here's what would happen to her kid if she had one and it turned out orphaned or developmentally disabled:

http://www.organicconsumers.org/epa6.cfm

stupid, sick, sad world.

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2005-11-15T13:37:00.000-08:00

so sick of bloggers who have nothing better to do than blog all day long.
and criticise others.
and talk abotu anal sex.
and make spelling errors.
and make their blog an online diary filling up the virtual space with boring pointless paragraphs where people pretend to care.
and make fake friends because they can't make real ones in real life.
and pretend to be pretty. rich. interesting.
and get dates.
but with ugly worthless people.

do you have nothing better to do?