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7 THINGS

7 Celebrity Crushes:

• bill murray
• conan o'brien
• joaquin phoenix
• john corbett
• jenna jameson
• bjork
• jon ramsey (not the male escort)

7 Things I'm Good At:

• criticizing
• art
• organizing
• directing a film
• having hypochondria
• editing text
• analyzing myself

7 Things I Plan to do Before I Die:

• see: yosimite, grand canyon, red woods, new york city, hawaii, itasca, a coral reef, a white-sand beach avec palm trees, a sunset over the ocean, a sunset behind a mountain
• write a book (that gets published)
• star in a film
• make a documentary of my rockstar husband's international-touring band
• raise children
• be happy
• live on my own organic farm land with lots of trees and a hybrid solar home

7 Things I Cannot Do:

• lie well
• gain extra fat without feeling hyper-vigilantly claustrophobic
• pee while others can hear (besides my husband or cat)
• give up cheese
• listen to others bitch all day everyday
• stop buying my favorite old tv shows on dvd
• figure out html

7 Things that Attract Me to the Opposite Sex:

• a respectful attitude
• musicality
• shyness
• soccer legs
• interest in arts
• intelligence
• a certain geekiness